Paul Walker, as Interpreted by a Truther.

"Shoop" (shoopdawoop993) 12/03/2013 at 23:20 • Filed to: None

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Should I laugh or cry?

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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Everybody wants to know why the Obama administration would want to assassinate Paul Walker. While I can only theorize, it would appear that Walker was assassinated in order to highlight !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! just prior to an unprecedented gun-related massacre in the United States stemming from one or more of the 2,000 assault rifles sold by the ATF (Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms) to Mexican drug cartels. Since Walker's death, the words "Fast and Furious" have been in the news non-stop and have been subconsciously programming the public in a psychological manner for an impending state-sponsored terror attack that will predictably be blamed on !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . In the aftermath of said terror attack, Obama will likely attempt to ban and confiscate guns in America which would inevitably lead to a second American civil-war.

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December 1, 2013
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SWITZERLAND, Zurich — Based on evidence acquired to date, it appears that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! star !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! was !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! while riding in a car in Los Angeles, California on November 30, 2013. While initial reports state that the car split in two after striking a tree at a high rate of speed, one look at the crash scene (see photo below) and it's evident that the tree (no more than 6 inches in diameter) was not solely responsible for cutting in half, exploding and completely destroying the 2005 !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . A few inches of wood are obviously no match for thousands of pounds of forged steel allegedly traveling at an extremely high-rate of speed.. In other words, what is being alleged as the cause of death by authorities is scientifically impossible. The Walker crash scene is eerily similar to what is known to be a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and almost identical to that of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on June 18, 2013, in Los Angeles, California. As evidenced in a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! who arrived at the crash scene only moments after the explosion, pieces of Walker's Carrera GT can be seen strewn across the street in every direction, characteristic of a high-impact missile strike.

It's no secret that drones are operating in American airspace, the only question is whether or not they are now openly assassinating U.S. citizens, something !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Roughly 4 months ago on July 26, 2013, the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! a total of 10 times in the past 7 years, a statistic which is likely much higher. Aside from the deaths of Walker and Hastings, other suspected drone strikes include the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on April 17, 2013, in which a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , as well as the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! near Yarnell Hill, Arizona, on June 30, 2013. Curiously, the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! from the victims families because they are most likely not consistent with the now retracted !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! which stated that burns and smoke inhalation were the cause of death in all 19 fatalities. Considering that the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (i.e., electronic blackouts generally precede black operations) and that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (or start them), the likelihood of foul play in the tragedy is exponentially higher. Although the FBI's drone missions are still classified, they're evidently comprised of assassinations which are intended to look like "accidents".

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:23

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:27

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I have started formulating a theory, that these increasingly more ludicrous and ridiculous conspiracies (where the end goal is much more simply achieved by ANY. OTHER. WAY.) are actually stories fed to the most gullible by people who want to achieve power. By getting them to eat out of their hand by promising the truth and reassuring them that their fears are NOT unfounded and that they are "smart" for seeing the "truth", they now have an incredibly dedicated army bordering on, if not identical to, religious fanatical terrorists.

Seriously, I know chemistry inside and out. Simply by saying a few words, stretching a few truths, and viewing a few things through the right lens, you'd be surprised how easy it is to get people to believe ridiculous claims. I once got someone to believe that fluoride was actually the antidote to a mind altering substance and that it is secretly being added to our water supply by using unfiltered natural water (which actually contains MORE fluoride than a lot of treated systems) by true patriots who wish to save us from the government....I hit a new low in my faith in humanity that night, but I was also kinda drunk and it was fun to egg them on.

/rant done.

tl;dr - if you know someone who buys crap like this, you can feed them metric shit loads of absolute lies and they will not only believe on it, but hang on your every word.

Shoop > Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him 12/03/2013 at 23:28

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I garutee you stupid

Tekamul > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:30

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Holy shit. Tin foil hats are too good for these people. If they are not intentionally making shit up for personal gain, if they in fact believe any of this, I feel truly sorry for them.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:31

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WAT

GhostZ > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/03/2013 at 23:35

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All business comes down to one rule: Convince people that they need something, convince them to giveyou something else for it, or use force to take it.

What you are describing isn't a theory, it's the basis of the entire economy. Money, lies, conspiracies, idiots, and power are the only reason that humans don't claw each other apart in territorial wars over food.

427zeo6 > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:45

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I'm an old fart back in my youth in the 70's a kid in my town received a graduation present.....1973 Pontiac TransAm 455SD real! SD T/A about 3 days after getting his ride, he lost control at high speed in a placed called Niles Canyon (CA state route 84 in East Bay) That TA was cut into 2 parts by an old oak tree with a 12" trunk. Both front passengers perished but kid in the back lived through it. SD455 motor ended up 2-300 yards past crash site broke right out of the car....the oak tree.....chipped some bark off the trunk.....that's all!

Krieger (@FSKrieger22) > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:45

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I see crap like this on a good deal of Malaysian blogs and people who lap it up like no tomorrow. Needless to say I don't have much faith in my country.

TheJWT > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:52

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A few inches of wood are obviously no match for thousands of pounds of forged steel

The Carrera GT has a carbon monocoque...

This leads me to believe that this story may be untruthful.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Shoop 12/03/2013 at 23:54

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I see. They blew it up with a missile, then wrapped the car around the tree to make it look like an accident?

seems legit.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > GhostZ 12/04/2013 at 01:02

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Yes, but you can convince me that my life will be better for owning a definite product or service. I don't *need* you to cook my food and serve it to me, but it makes it easier on me for doing so. That is worth resources in some instances. And the people cooking and serving the food have found that it is worth their resources of time and effort to acquire the resources I offer in exchange for such service.

For a conspiracy theory though, you are voluntarily hamstringing yourself for another's gain with no gain of your own besides a sense of satisfaction in the falsehood that you are somehow correct. But hey, if you can't be bothered to think about things, it doesn't affect me.

orcim > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 12/04/2013 at 01:19

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As our network of connections becomes more arbitrarily complex, you can find any pattern you want inside it. Want to have a government conspiracy for X, well, it's there, given the "evidence". Doesn't even matter what X is... unfortunately.

Doesn't mean the conspiracists aren't correct, because they may be, but the odds, I believe, are against them unless they have some thing tangible.